onesteppcloser:

imagine right before you fall asleep you get to see previews to 3 dreams and then you get to decide which dream you want for that night.

humansofnewyork:

“If you could give a piece of advice to yourself at the age of eighteen, what would it be?”“Have more sex.”

humansofnewyork:

“If you could give a piece of advice to yourself at the age of eighteen, what would it be?”
“Have more sex.”

"you know you’re fucked when those late night thoughts start hitting you in the middle of the day"

chadleymacguff:

incubecfrmmars:

What the fuck is in the Malik blood? This is insane. Holy geezus…

i’m feeling very attacked right now

fuckheaded:

Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick

cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

drunktrophywife:

ragandboner:

modelcult:

How embarrassing

I would actually dissolve

How is this emvarassing she’s cute as he’ll