"At what point do you take girls out of school altogether because boys can’t handle it?"
-Parent of a female teen whose school banned leggings (via yball)

nudqe:

"white people can’t danc-"

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"white people can’t twer-"

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Anonymous: hey my girlfriend asked me to give her oral sex but how do I do it?? c:

greetings:

spaceelf:

People who say sadness doesn’t hurt physically apparently never experienced feeling so sad. I’ve felt it in my legs, my jaw, my head, my quivering lips, aching eyes, and my aching chest. It hurts my chest the most because it literally feels like your heart is in pain.

aduhm:

he fuck that goat

aduhm:

he fuck that goat

humansofnewyork:

"Do you have any advice for other fishermen?""You have to sneak up on them and catch them real fast. And you have to wear boots. I once caught a monster fish that went all the way up to the sky like a giant. I like giants. But not mean giants. I like nice giants."

humansofnewyork:

"Do you have any advice for other fishermen?"
"You have to sneak up on them and catch them real fast. And you have to wear boots. I once caught a monster fish that went all the way up to the sky like a giant. I like giants. But not mean giants. I like nice giants."